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When husbands write poems to their wives

When husbands write poems to their wives

ka3ka3

I wrote your name on sand it got washed.
I wrote your name in air, it was blown away.
Then I wrote your name on my heart & I got Heart Attack.

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ka3ka3

God saw me hungry, he created pizza .
He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi .
He saw me in dark, he created light .
He saw me without problems, he created YOU.

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ka3ka3

Twinkle Twinkle little star
You should know what you are
And once you know what you are
Mental hospital is not so far.

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ka3ka3

The rain makes all things beautiful.
The grass and flowers too.
If rain makes all things beautiful
Why doesn't it rain on you?

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ka3ka3

Roses are red, Violets are blue
Monkeys like u should be kept in zoo.
Don't feel so angry you will find me there too
Not in cage but laughing at you.

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ka3ka3

Dear recipients,

When your life is in darkness, pray God to free you from darkness,
but if after you've prayed you are still in darkness, please.......
PAY your ELECTRICITY BILL.

مشاركة: When husbands write poems to their wives

loooooooooooolz

really funny poems

I liked two of them which are:

اقتباس:

Twinkle Twinkle little star
You should know what you are
And once you know what you are
Mental hospital is not so far.

and

اقتباس:

The rain makes all things beautiful.
The grass and flowers too.
If rain makes all things beautiful
Why doesn't it rain on you?

Thanx ya 3'ali

Regards تفزلورد

مشاركة: When husbands write poems to their wives

is that realy

women here like astupid obedien

otherways
men aluays joking about women
but they KNOW in abottom of thier heart
that they couldn't live without womenنيأ..أآآآآ

and women who are commanding them
ka3ka3

thanx at all

مشاركة: When husbands write poems to their wives

اقتباس:

المشاركة الأصلية كتبت بواسطة عيــون باكيــة

loooooooooooolz

really funny poems

I liked two of them which are:

and

Thanx ya 3'ali

Regards تفزلورد

Hehehehehe, I liked the first one as well. Thanks for your post, and I'm glad I came up with a new joke finally ;)

With Luv

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اقتباس:

المشاركة الأصلية كتبت بواسطة شخبطه

Hey Shakbatah

Well, not in all cases, but ya generally you're right but this is only in our societies. In the west there is no difference and in most cases women are the ones controlling men hehehe.

And don't ask me about women addiction because I'm still single maybe once I get married I won't be able to live without HER. نيأ..أآآآآ

Anyway, thanks for replying in my thread. I hope they drew a smile on your face :) because they made my day.

With best regards,

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