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Ahmed 11-20-2006 12:42 AM

Pharmacist Prescription
 
A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, right up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I would like to buy some cyanide."



The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"



The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband."



The pharmacist's eyes got big and he exclaimed, "Lord have mercy!



I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband! That's against the law!

I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!"



The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.



The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well now, that's different. You didn't tell me you had a prescription."

عيــون باكيــة 12-09-2006 10:34 AM

مشاركة: Pharmacist Prescription
 
الصيدلاني والله على نياه بس طلع كل شي صاير من وراه

يالله اهم شي استخدمو السيانيد ...

تشكورات لعى القصه مع انها مو لهناك .. ( بصرا*ه )

دلوعة حبيبها 12-09-2006 07:39 PM

مشاركة: Pharmacist Prescription
 
هههههههههه مادري شلون صايره القصة ..
مشكوووووووووور اخوووووي ..

Ahmed 12-15-2006 07:05 AM

مشاركة: Pharmacist Prescription
 
مشكور *سن على مرورك وتشجيعك

دلوعة *بيبها .. مشكوره على مرورك .. وش قصدك مدري شلون جاية ؟ شكلك مافهمتيها زين


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