The perfect husband

There are several men sitting around in the locker room of a golf
club after a round, showering and getting changed for the 19th hole.
Suddenly, a cell phone on one of the benches rings. The following
conversation ensues: (H - Husband, W - Wife)

H - "Hello?"

W - "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"

H - "Yes."

W - "Great! I am at the mall two blocks from where you are.

I just saw a beautiful leather coat. It's absolutely gorgeous!!

Can I buy it?"

H - "What's the price?"

W - "Only $1,000."

H - "Well, OK, go ahead and get it, if you like it that much..."

W -"Ahhh, and I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the
2002

models. I saw one I really liked. I spoke with the salesman, and

he gave me a really good price...and since we need to exchange the

BMW that we bought last year..."

H - "What price did he quote you?"

W - "Only $60,000..."

H - "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."

W - "Great! But before we hang up, something else..."

H - "What?"

W - "It might look like a lot, but I was reconciling your bank
account

and I stopped by the real estate agent this morning and saw the
house

we had looked at last year. It's for sale!! Remember? The one with a

pool, English Garden, acre of park area, beach front property."

H -"How much are they asking?"

W - "Only $450,000 -- a magnificent price...and I see that we have
that

much in the bank to cover..."

H - "Well, then go ahead and buy it, but just bid up to $420,000.
OK?"

W - "OK, sweetie...Thanks! I'll see you later!! I love you!!!"

H - "Bye...I love you too..."

The man hangs up & closes the phone's flap. The other men are
staring

at him with astonishment and envy. The husband raises his hand while

holding the phone and asks, "Does anyone know who this phone belongs

to?